CAREERS: TAKING A DEEPER LOOK INSIDE

Bhat Bangor, Student at the Indian Technical Institute of Bombay, India engaged in his studies.

Looking to start a new career?  Well, there's always work available as a medical professional. That's why we've selected the 'Medical Profession' to take a deeper look inside of this week.  But how do we become a medical professional? Take the gentleman pictured here, for instance. This student is studying for a rewarding career where he will learn to apply the most modern techniques and technologies toward the diagnosis and treatment of the diseases and illnesses that'll likely be plaguing folks like us in the future.

What appears to be an odd encounter between a young Indian man and a rubber anus, is actually an online introductory course on a cutting edge medical procedure that will surely save the lives of many, many people. While ensuring the patients comfort with gentle hands, a soft toned voice, and proper lubrication, Bhat Bangor performs an internal examination in search of any abnormalities in the patients rectum and colon. While doing so, the student also learns progressive multitasking skills that will boost his productivity. Here, while the patient is receiving an anal probing, the student also administers a vision test. This serves as a good distraction for patients as well as being an effective time saver which in turn reduces patient wait times (no one likes sitting in the waiting room when they showed up on time).

In addition to the common issues that may occur, Bhat is learning to deal with some unusually challenging situations requiring critical thinking and troubleshooting. During the anal probing segment of this computer generated simulation the patient over strained his eyes trying to identify the letters on the eye chart and becomes cock-eyed. Not to worry though, by utilizing a state-of-the-art tuning rod which produces advanced resonating frequencies in order to cause a mild trauma to the brain, the student was able to pull off a successful reversal of his cock-eyedness.  Later in the simulation a complication arises when a nurse turns on a microwave oven in which emits waves of radiation that caused the students probing tool to react like a jack hammer causing the patient to suffer severe rectal tearing and subsequent bleeding which required cauterization.  On a positive note, the vision tests indicated that the patient had perfect 20/20 vision even after having gone cock-eyed.

Here is an encrypted transcript of a portion of the students simulation exercise:

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(ZAENL AECB AEN TZQL TPBSNLV P ECXN PB MZQL CVV)

DCAPNBA: ((OZCBV ZT CBSQPVE))

VAQINBA: QBDFNCVCBA ZIZL... BZLOCF. UCPA. UECA PV AEPV? BQLVN

SNA AEN ECLOZBPJ VJCFDNF, VACA!

BQLVN: MNV, IZJAZL.

DCAPNBA: VP. DFCM VZONAEPBS BPJN.

VAQINBA: RQVA LNFCG BZU AEPV OCM KN C FPAAFN

QBJZOTZLACKFN. MZQL SZBBC TNNF VZON DLNVVQLN.

DCAPNBA: ((VJLNCOV)). CM JZñZ!

VAQINBA: NU SLZVV!

JZODQANL: VPOQFCAPZB TCPFQLN. MZQ RQVA LNOZXNI AEPV

DCAPNBAV DCBJLNCV. DCAPNBA ECV TFCA FPBNI IQN AZ KFZZI FZVV.

SCON ZXNL.

PBVNLA JZPBV.

PBVNLA JZPBV.

PBVNLA JZPBV.

HINTS: N=E, V=S, ñ=ñ

Although these simulations are designed to be exhaustive and require dealing with some unusual complications that may seem unrealistic, the experience gained will allow you to achieve your goals by being prepared for anything.  

We hope that sharing this story with you has inspired you to seek a new career today. Remember, you too have the opportunity to make a positive difference in the world in any career path you choose.

Next week's Careers will be taking a deeper look into the exciting world of legal prostitution. Hands on students please save your lube and anal probes as we will be reusing these items.